1. "The color of your eyes look like diarrhea"

2. "I'm a Neo-Nazi."

3. "Too bad that you're fat. You would have been pretty."

4. "Um I forgot my wallet. I hope you brought yours!"

5. "Running late for another date, I'll just pay on my way out."

6. "I used to be a man."

7. "I have crabs.... that's cool, right?"

8. "I'm married."

9. "You have a fat tongue."

10. "Wanna watch a video of my ex giving birth? It's great to see her in pain!"

11. "Wow, there were actually a couple of things I liked about you."

12. "I'm fifteen."

13. "So, you wanna touch it? If you're not going to do something, I'm going to start masturbating!

14. "Wait, haven't we already slept together?"

15. "I thought you'd be hotter"