1. When you ask me to go shopping with you I get confused. Shopping is not a recreational activity, it's a boring necessity.

You mean you WANT to spend your entire day on your feet, under bright lights, trying on clothes?

2. Why is getting a manicure any better than just doing my own nails?

3. I don't understand what you mean when you ask me how I'm going to wear my hair to an event.

4. Do I have to wear heels to that wedding?

We all know how this will end...

5. Why would I want to watch a chick flick when I already know how it's going to end?

6. If I drink my coffee without any flavoring or syrup does that make me less of a woman?

7. And what about if I drink a beer instead of a cocktail?

8. I started wearing makeup in my 20s, please don't ask me if you've nailed your eyeliner.

9. Why are you all ordering salad?

I'll have a burger!

10. I cannot help you analyze his text messages. He probably meant exactly what he said.

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