11. No, I will not follow your fitspiration board on Pinterest.

12. And I don't care about the designer yoga pants you wear when you run. I like my basketball shorts just fine.

13. I never watched "Sex and the City" so I don't know if he's "such a Big."

But if that's a good thing, I'm sure he is.

14. How many pairs of bikinis do you need to bring with you for a weekend?

15. And seriously, how are you packing SO MUCH for such a short trip?

16. What are all these mysterious products that you put in your hair? What do they do?

Teach me your ways!

17. Please don't ask me which necklace "goes" with your outfit. I literally have no opinion.

In general, sending me selfies to get feedback on your outfits is not a good idea.

18. A day at the spa doesn't sound relaxing. It sounds like I'm going to pay a lot of money to have strangers poke my body and assault my face.

19. I totally love Tina Fey too, I just wouldn't call it a "girl crush."

I just think she's a goddess that we should all worship.

20. No, I don't want to see everything you bought over the weekend.

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