11. Eat whatever the heck you want, you're royalty now.

12. Cut yo' hair so no creeps get in your window.

13. Watch out for needles, we hear they're doing crazy stuff these days.

14. When in doubt, sing it out. Sing about ALL of your problems.

15. Make sure to collect a bunch of thingamabobs and whatchamacallits. You never know when you might need them.

16. Don't talk to strangers, especially if it's an ugly old witch offering you fruit.

17. Find an enchanted rug on Craiglist.

18. Go for long walks in the woods. But definitely use the buddy system.

19. Find a palace and claim it as your own.

20. If all of these fail... marry Prince Harry.

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