1. The McCallister Family is loaded. What does their dad do, anyways?

Just look at that house!

2. What kind of monster speaks to a child like this?

Uncle Frank is such a jerk!

3. Seriously though, why didn't the pizza guy bring more cheese pizzas?

4. What kind of parents let their child have a pet tarantula?

6. Where did Harry get this elaborate and realistic looking cop uniform?

7. Why is everyone in Kevin's family such a douche?

8. Who raised these spoiled brats?

9. This room is awesome. Why wouldn't Kevin want to hang out here more often?

10. What ever happened to Crunch gators?

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