1. Being used as a shelf
If this kid doesn't get her sweaty elbow off my head in the next two seconds.......
2. Being stuck in the middle
Well, at least we have leg room
3. Admit it, your first licence included this
Or a pillow
4. Getting a glass of water is a whole thing
Just one wrong step....
5. Trying to keep up with tall people
6. You were the last one to out grow "kids clothes"
You will never escape justice...... never!
7. Your pants will forever look like this
It's either too long, or too tight.
8. It's pretty difficult to maintain your looks
The struggle is real
9. But, the number one thing that drives us.........
10. Absolutely......
11. INSANE
12. ...... THE CROUCH OF SHAME!
Just...no, NO!
13. Never will this ever be acceptable