1. They're Better Cuddlers.
Snugly, warm and flexible. It's like a living stuffed animal.
2. You Don't Have To Ask Them To Bathe.
Personal hygiene is something you never have to worry about with a kitten.
3. They're Better Listeners.
Without interrupting or breaking eye contact.
4. They Don't Take Up Too Much Space In Bed.
They don't hog the blankets, and you can still spread out as much as you want!
5. They Always Take An Interest In Your Work or Studies.
It's not just the warmth of the laptop that they're after... they genuinely care, right?
6. Their Fur is Softer Than Facial Hair.
Kissing your baby feline doesn't give your face rug-burn.
7. They Always Think Your Cooking Is Purrfect.
They don't care if you can't create a 5 Star Dinner. They'll eat it regardless.
8. They ALWAYS Like the Same Movies As You.
They're just fascinated by those moving pictures.
9. They Forgive You Faster.
To be fair, this changes when they become adult cats.
10. They Don't Talk Back...
...or ever tell you you're wrong.
11. Purring Is Cuter Than Snoring.
Actually, snoring isn't cute at all.
12. It's Easier To Get Their Attention.
You can distract a kitten from their fancy toys and games.
13. They Don't Leave the Toilet Seat Up.
They're either trained to use it properly, or they don't use it at all.
14. You Won't Get in Trouble for Baby Talk.
Not that we always use it, but it's nice to have the option.
15. They Appreciate Your Wardrobe.
Since they love your clothing collection so much, they must sleep in your drawers and closets.
16. Nothing is Too Complicated For Them.
This way they never give up so easily.
17. & Last but Not Least: They'll never leave your side.