1. The McCallister Family is loaded. What does their dad do, anyways?
Just look at that house!
2. What kind of monster speaks to a child like this?
Uncle Frank is such a jerk!
3. Seriously though, why didn't the pizza guy bring more cheese pizzas?
4. What kind of parents let their child have a pet tarantula?
6. Where did Harry get this elaborate and realistic looking cop uniform?
7. Why is everyone in Kevin's family such a douche?
8. Who raised these spoiled brats?
9. This room is awesome. Why wouldn't Kevin want to hang out here more often?
10. What ever happened to Crunch gators?
11. Ok, so maybe the power went out and the clocks got messed up but seriously, how do all FIFTEEN members of the family manage to oversleep?
12. Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association?
13. Why is there so much popcorn under his parent's bed?
14. Wouldn't this have been a good time to tell a grown up that you've been abandoned by your family and that you suspect that dangerous men are going to break into your home?
15. How about now?
16. Did anyone end up finishing this delicious plate of macaroni and cheese?
It would be a shame for it to go to waste!
17. What kind of idiots set out to rob a house without bringing any weapons along with them?
18. This movie wouldn't have been possible in the cell phone age, would it?
19. Do the McCallisters know that Buzz has a secret stash of porno mags?
20. Aren't they worried that their kid has a gun and listens to explicit gangsta rap?
Yes, that's an ICE T poster hanging on Buzz's wall.
21. Kevin has some seriously good aim! Who taught him how to shoot that gun?
22. After they arrested The Wet Bandits, why didn’t the cops take this abandoned child to the police station instead of leaving him home alone (again)?
23. How did he manage to clean and repair the entire house after it was destroyed?
24. What kind of person gets into the back of a van with a group of strangers?
Oh right, the same person who leaves her child home alone!
25. Is anyone else worried that Kevin will have some serious psychological problems after what he endured that Christmas?
26. Even though we're adults now, we'll always love this childhood classic!
27. Happy holidays everyone!