1. Dress to impress. Even when you don't want to.
2. Don't settle, expect Prince Charming to pull his weight too.
3. Don't bother primping or worrying what your hair situation is like, just open a window and let the birds do the work. Works every time.
4. Say yes to adventure, no matter what they expect of you.
5. Take time to master a skill.
6. Don't believe the lie that the guy is going to solve your problems.
7. Share the wealth. Be generous with your blessings.
8. Surround yourself with like-minded dreamers.
9. If there's something you want, don't let anybody tell you it's too far a reach.
10. Get your 7 shortest friends to do your chores for you.
11. Eat whatever the heck you want, you're royalty now.
12. Cut yo' hair so no creeps get in your window.
13. Watch out for needles, we hear they're doing crazy stuff these days.
14. When in doubt, sing it out. Sing about ALL of your problems.
15. Make sure to collect a bunch of thingamabobs and whatchamacallits. You never know when you might need them.
16. Don't talk to strangers, especially if it's an ugly old witch offering you fruit.
17. Find an enchanted rug on Craiglist.
18. Go for long walks in the woods. But definitely use the buddy system.
19. Find a palace and claim it as your own.
20. If all of these fail... marry Prince Harry.