Can You Pick The Right Guy?

1. You got: the right guy

   Marcel is the one! He does it all! He cooks, his apartment is clean, he thinks you’re the most gorgeous person on the planet, and he has a dog that you like! Lock that shit down, FAST.
   

   
2. You got: the wrong guy

   Archie is adorable and very much in touch with his emotions. He’s maybe a little too in touch with his emotions. He cries literally every time you kiss him. Big, beautiful, salty boy tears. Because he’s so “overwhelmed” by your connection. Every time.
   

   
3. You got: the wrong guy

   Laurie is an actor by day and works in a gallery–performance space at night, which is great when you swing by with your friends and want free drinks. You were really upset when you showed up unexpectedly and found him making out with one of the artists showing at his job.
   

   
4. You got: the wrong guy

   Honestly, Rodney is great, but you just don’t feel a spark with him. You two end up being really good friends who never, ever bring up that one time you tried to hook up. He shows up to your wedding, years later, with a date who you think is really good for him.
   

   
5. You got: the wrong guy

   Vlad has money and he never lets you forget about it. You’d think a guy with rich parents would learn not to be a dick about how much he’s spending all the time. Relationships like these are always stressful, but Vlad’s whiny personality makes it too uncomfortable for you to stick around.
   

   
6. You got: the wrong guy

   It takes you a while to realize that Thaddeus isn’t the one for you. He seems really eager to be a part of your life, but when it comes down to making hard commitments, he chickens out EVERY TIME. You don’t have time for that.
   

   
7. You got: the wrong guy

   Han-Jun constantly talks about his ex. Apparently they were really mean to him but they were also super hot and had great taste in music. After a few OK dates, you’re pretty sure Han-Jun isn’t going to work out. Six months later you’ll see he’s engaged…to the ex.
   

   
8. You got: the wrong guy

   Harry lacks direction. At first, his spontaneous spirit will give you a break from everyday stress, but after a while you wish he’d pick something to do with his life and just do it.
   

   
9. You got: the wrong guy

   Elliot is a really nice guy, but he’s just so busy these days with work. He looks amazing on paper, and your mom would love him, but he’s always going to put his job first.