10 Craziest Japanese Video Games Ever
Japan is clearly the country that holds everything wondrous- and weird . From creepy urban legends to absurd foods and cuisines, the game programmers and developers were blessed with an unending source of inspiration. However, some of these developers took the idea of a unique plot and captivating gameplay a bit way too far. Thus, they produced a number of what you can call, unnatural games, which really defy logic in any sense or form. After going around the World Wide Web and digging around in its every nook and cranny, I came up with this list for the games with the craziest, most unbelievable plots and gameplays. Let's get started, shall we?

5. Kato and Ken

Kato and Ken Best Attack Power Ever - Kato & Ken, or J.J. & Jeff, is a game by Hudson Co. for the TurboGrafx-16 and the Virtual Console. It is somewhat a platform game, where you choose a character to play with at the beginning of the game, being either Kato or Ken. They are both detectives, going on a mighty adventure to save a businessman from god-knows-what. The concept in itself is pretty simple. You go through platforms, jump, avoid enemies and falling to your death, pretty similar to Super Mario Bros. However, it seems that the man who made this game planned it out while having a dose of inspiration in the bathroom. You see, the enemies you face are no other than birds flying above you and pooping on your head, animals occasionally throwing their crap at you and men in hiding throwing soda cans at you. Your special attack is farting, and while you're walking on your path you will see a man urinating near some bushes. However, in the American version your attack is spray paint, and there are no men pissing everywhere. Lame.

4. Mister Mosquito

Mister Mosquito Another game with the main character being an insect. A perverted insect at that. This game, by ZOOM Inc., is your guide to understanding the hardships of a mosquito's life. Your goal in this game, is to suck blood from the members of the Yamada family. Aside from the fact that Yamada is probably the most mainstream Japanese ever, this game has nothing mainstream about it. You go through different stages, finishing one after the other and attacking the family members one by one. Of course, you attack the daughter. In the bath. But hey, a mosquito has to take its opportunities. Again, you have to be careful when the target finds out they're being sucked, as it will turn into some sort of battle mode. You then have to attack certain pressure points to calm them down. I've never sympathised with a mosquito this much in my life.

3. RapeLay

RapeLay RapeLay is a game depeloped by Illusion, which takes a whole different turn in the world of strange plots. This game is about, just like the name implies, rape. You play as Masaya Kimura, a stalker whose main goal is to rape the mother and two daughters of the Kiryuu family. The game offers you multiple options and sex positions you can choose from, including groping and undressing the members of the family on a crowded public train and also rape them there. Not only that, but you can play the game in several modes, including a mode of gang rape. The game is almost a free-ending game, but with two specific endings in which the rapist dies. Serves him for being such a pig. Although this game is really weird, it's actually very sick and disturbing. Someone really had some weird fantasies as a teenager.

2. Gakuen Handsome

Gakuen Handsome We've seen a game about sheep, insects, pigeons and witches till now. This game totally beats 'em all. It's a game solely dedicated to sharp chins. Gakuen Handsome is a BL visual novel by Team YokkyuFuman. This game is basically a parody making fun of BL (Boys' Love) games in general. The game starts with an unnamed character- you get to choose the name- that goes to an all-boys high school after a seven-year absence from the country. There, he meets a jolly group of people including a retarded professor, a student council president who is too adamant on his grades that he tries to commit suicide when falling in second place in them and a narcissistic yandere who stabs people with his chin. This game is obviously horrible on purpose, but really guys. Chins.

1. Sweet Pool

Sweet Pool Sweet Pool is another BL visual novel, this time by Nitro+CHiRAL. By far, this game has the weirdest, craziest plot in any game I have ever played. Ever. The story follows Sakiyama Youji, a guy who goes to a Catholic high school -cause Jesus is important- after a long absence due to health issues. He meets three guys there, one being a retarded seal who is cuckoo in the head. Pretty normal till now huh? Except on one fateful day, Youji starts to menstruate from his butthole. Then, he starts shitting little blobs of meat monsters. It's of course your job to choose the right choices throughout the game to help Youji defeat those parasites that have spurted out of his behind. Except that, the game has no happy endings, as in you will spend hours of gameplay deciding which way Youji will die. He might also get eaten so yeah, variety is key. Wonderful.


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