1. The McCallister Family is loaded. What does their dad do, anyways?
Just look at that house!
2. What kind of monster speaks to a child like this?
Uncle Frank is such a jerk!
3. Seriously though, why didn't the pizza guy bring more cheese pizzas?
4. What kind of parents let their child have a pet tarantula?
6. Where did Harry get this elaborate and realistic looking cop uniform?
7. Why is everyone in Kevin's family such a douche?
8. Who raised these spoiled brats?
9. This room is awesome. Why wouldn't Kevin want to hang out here more often?
10. What ever happened to Crunch gators?