The struggle is real.
Being used as a shelf
If this kid doesn't get her sweaty elbow off my head in the next two seconds.......
Being stuck in the middle
Well, at least we have leg room
Admit it, your first licence included this
Or a pillow
Getting a glass of water is a whole thing
Just one wrong step....
Trying to keep up with tall people
You were the last one to out grow "kids clothes"
You will never escape justice...... never!
Your pants will forever look like this
It's either too long, or too tight.
It's pretty difficult to maintain your looks
The struggle is real
But, the number one thing that drives us.........
...... THE CROUCH OF SHAME!
Never will this ever be acceptable