1. Do I have anything in my teeth?
2. How do I look?
Amazing darling! Absolutely fabulous!
3. He looks nothing like his Tinder picture!
I should have swiped left...
4. We're only 15 minutes in and I'm ready to go home!
It's gonna be a long night!
5. Could he be the ONE?
No. Yes! Maybe?
6. Would my family approve of him?
Let's hope so!
7. I wonder if he’s rich.
8. Should I order another drink?
Is that appropriate?
9. Is it OK to sleep with him after the first date?
How soon is too soon?
10. Did he seriously just bring up his ex?
Please don't open the EX files!